Politico Unveils Imaginary Democratic ‘Shadow Cabinet’ with Gisele Fetterman, Jon Stewart, and Bill Nye

Politico Unveils Imaginary Democratic ‘Shadow Cabinet’ with Gisele Fetterman, Jon Stewart, and Bill Nye

A Politico column from
Washington Monthly
politics editor

Bill Scher

is drawing attention for boasting about

Gisele Fetterman

and

Bill Nye

(The Science Guy) as possible shadow cabinet members.

Working off Senator

Elissa Slotkin’s

(D-MI), proposed that Democrats create a shadow cabinet similar to those of European opposition parties “to take charge in questioning the Trump administration.” In response, Scher recommended that the party “select distinguished individuals who can communicate clearly and have the authority to debunk the frequently Orwellian rhetoric of the Trump administration.”

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Remarkably, Scher subsequently nominated the mentioned individual named Fetterman.
the wife
of Senator

John Fetterman

(D-PA) to lead the Department of Homeland Security — the large federal agency responsible for immigration enforcement, FEMA, the Coast Guard, and numerous other functions — within the shadow Cabinet.

Senator John Fetterman has emerged as a contentious figure within the Democratic Party due to his aggressive comments supporting Israel, which have distanced him from progressive supporters. Additionally, leaks from previous staff members have sparked worries over his fitness for office following prolonged treatment for severe depression,” started Scher. “However, his wife, Gisele Fetterman, carries none of these burdens and stands out uniquely in her own regard. Born in Brazil and brought to America illegally during childhood, Gisele wedded John shortly after he took office as the mayor of Braddock, Pennsylvania. She established Free Store 15104 to assist impoverished locals in Braddock with essential needs like clothing and food. With her husband gaining prominence, Gisele maintained a humorous online persona; upon his election as lieutenant governor, she playfully branded herself ‘SLOP’—an acronym standing for Second Lady Of Pennsylvania.

Following the November election, Gisele’s engagement on social media has dropped significantly. Her most recent X post dates back to February, where she spoke up for immigrants without explicitly referencing Trump’s deportation efforts: ‘Although I detest politics, my love for people endures, and I firmly believe everyone deserves security within their own country. If someone chooses this new homeland with affection, they too must find safety here,'” Scher added. “Though her outspoken nature might have faded, her deep-seated empathy towards those struggling as immigrants persists. Amidst Trump’s relentless push for deportations, very few individuals in America exemplify so poignantly what we stand to lose when we demonize those who embraced America wholeheartedly.

Later, he proposed that Nye should head the EPA, noting that “the bow-tie-wearing engineer turned comedy writer turned children’s television host has seamlessly blended science with entertainment for many years, and recently, he has used his skills to fight against climate change.”

“He has started referring to himself as ‘Bill Nye the Climate Guy,’ and considering the party’s concern about connecting with younger voters, they might not do much better than tapping into someone who boasts a 10 million-strong presence on TikTok,” Scher commented.

Online, many were astonished by the
column
.

“A genuine journalist wrote an article for Politico proposing that Gisele Fetterman should serve as Secretary of Homeland Security due to her past status as an undocumented immigrant, and people are questioning whether we’ve absorbed any lessons from this,” stated RedState’s.

Bonchie

incredulously.


In a hilariously unexpected April Fool’s Day article released today, Politico proposes setting up aShadow Cabinet to counteract Trump, featuring the calamitous

Samantha Power

as Secretary of State,

Letitia James

as AG, comedian

Jon Stewart

“At the VA, and Fetterman’s wife for DHS,” noted investigative journalist

Jerry Dunleavy

, who also had a share of
oft-mocked clip
from Nye’s show
Bill Nye Rescues the Planet
.


“Even though Democrats may allocate $20 million for researching ‘masculine grammar,’ the party will fail to reconnect with typical American citizens as long as they prioritize listening to political commentators who obsess over such lists,” contended the conservative radio host.

Erick Erickson

.


“If this is the best the Democrats can manage, we’re in excellent shape,” reflected the ex-Trump White House Press Secretary.

Sean Spicer

.


“It’s literally a tour through the Ignominiously Rejected, plus – for whatever reason – John Fetterman’s wife, who of course is way more progressive and also a completely powerless unelected political spouse,” declared
National Review
‘s

Jeff Blehar

.


“Forming a shadow cabinet is challenging within the American political landscape, but it doesn’t have to be an undesirable concept,”

Varad Mehta

. However, some of the selections (such as Letitia James as Attorney General, Jon Stewart for Veterans Affairs, Bill Nye for Environmental Protection Agency, and the previously mentioned Mrs. Fetterman for Department of Homeland Security) are so absurd that they completely discredit the entire list.


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